07
Feb
07

J.B. Robinson Commercial – for men

“You know Sally, you’ve come a long way since we first started fucking. Back then, you pretty much dead, just laying there like your presence was all that was required. And look at you now! You have sex with me in public, you like anal…you have evolved! But when it comes to blowjobs, you’re still the same old sex-challenged Sally that you always were. That’s why you should go and talk to Jenna Jameson. You can trust her. She’s been giving great blowjobs for years, even before she burst upon the porn scene. I mean, have you seen her films? She really works that shit! Think of it this way, honey: I know if you were buying me wrenches, you would ask a wrench expert. So why not talk to the blowjob expert? I know I can trust you to do the right thing, just as sure as I know that you’ll show up dressed as a slave to tonight’s orgy, and that the safe word is ‘umbrella.’ “

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