Srsly God, WTF?

I’m up.

I’ve been up since 8:30 a.m.

And technically, I woke up at 6 a.m., turned on Star Trek, threw more wood in the burner, and fell back asleep around 6:30. (Sorry, the episode with James T. Kirk crossing into the Romulan Neutral Zone with the Romulan ships that were exactly like the Klingons, while captivating, wasn’t enough to keep me awake.)

Why God? Why do you do this to me on my day off? I mean, I know I have a load of dishes to do. I know I have to make homemade vege soup. I know I have laundry piled up to the rafters and need to catch up on all the domestic goodness that I’ve been putting off for the week — but seriously — couldn’t you let me sleep in a little bit longer so I’m not moving like a George Romero zombie trapped in the Monroeville Mall?

It’s not like I need tons of sleep, but I really could have used a few hours more today. Remember, I went to bed around 2:30am. And last week, I was good in church for the wedding. I tells ya, I deserve a little more than 4 to 6 hours of sleep. It’s not fair!

Of course, now that I’m thinking about it, that kielbasa sandwich probably wasn’t the best bed time snack, and is probably contributing to the being up NOW. But you still shouldn’t be allowing my digestive tract to punish me for it. If you would give me more money, I would’ve been able to eat out at work last night. But nooooo, you haven’t let that winning lottery ticket enter my hand — but of course, I don’t exactly play the lottery, either. But that’s not the point. You’re God. You can make anything happen. So, therefore, the blame falls squarely on your shoulders.

So now we’ve come full circle, and I’m still waiting for my answer. You know God, I’m right here, listening.

Ah to hell with it. I think I’m going back to bed.


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