17
Dec
08

If every kiss begins with Kay, then…

…what exactly does it take to get a little something extra. You know, a little wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more, know what I mean, know what I mean, eh eh eh?

And let’s say you have a particular fantasy. One that involves her, 3 jars of peanut butter (2 creamy, 1 crunchy), a garden weasel, 2 male midgets in gimp costumes, 3 female acrobats, a trapeze, 2 trampolines, a dirty German Shepard named “Earl,”  several garden gnomes, a large screened TV with “Pocahontus” playing, several pounds of bacon (uncooked) and a crazy old man named Otis to video it all. What exactly does THAT take to begin, oh wise people at Kay Jewelers?

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5 Responses to “If every kiss begins with Kay, then…”


  1. 1 williamj
    December 18, 2008 at 10:08 am

    That’s JARED. It can only be JARED! 😀

  2. December 18, 2008 at 12:04 pm

    Yeah, exactly. The kiss begins with Kay’s, but the beastiality, lesbianism, meatatarianism, circus act sex requires Jared’s!

    I have found that a nice watch will work. Make sure it’s anally fittable.

  3. December 19, 2008 at 7:33 pm

    you forgot to mention that you will need one length of yarn……blue

    • 4 Three
      December 19, 2008 at 8:31 pm

      LOL, edited for you, amigo. 🙂


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