Breakfast of champions

You know, this screwy schedule is starting to get to me.
Here was my breakfast this morning:

  • 16 oz. glass of juiced pineapple/cantaloupe.
  • 2-3 strips of beef jerky.
  • 16 oz. protein shake.
  • Little Debbie Oatmeal Creme Pie.

One day, I will get some sleep. I swears.


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