My apologies in advance


The Pittsburgh Penguins have won the Stanley Cup.

And a few short months ago, the Pittsburgh Steelers won the Super Bowl.

I’m apologizing in advance (for me and the rest of us Pittsburgh fans) for being insufferable assholes about our teams. But you can’t tell me you wouldn’t be doing the same if your city won 2 championships in the same year.

But count your blessings — you won’t have to hear from us again until football season starts — because as much as we’d love to win the World Series, well, we know there’s about as much of a chance of that happening as me impregnating Salma Hayak, Megan Fox and Kate from LOST.

So until that first kickoff starts, I’m going to sit back and gloat in my city’s sport glory.

Oh, and Marian Hossa: We Rock. You can suck it.


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