Oral skills

Sorry, I dont do heathens.

Sorry, I don't do heathens.

As I perused the Facebook listings of my friends today, I came upon yet another dating disaster story. I haven’t yet asked “Rockstar” if I could use the entire story — but I’m not sure I want to use the entire thing — because the lead off quote said it all:

“I had visions of your cock in my mouth all night until you said you don’t believe in god”

Yup, what caused this dating disaster was his non-belief in God, who I’m sure would really be impressed by her oral skills. You know, that he gave her.

Who knew God could be such a cockblocker?


1 Response to “Oral skills”

  1. 1 Barb
    September 15, 2009 at 6:55 pm

    almost spit my dinner across the room with that summary sentence!

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