How not to impress your date

Last night I had a chance to hang out with my friend Pirogi Queen. You’ll remember her from the Epic Fail “here is your reward” dating story that’s lingering on the old blog. (I would link to it, but will have to correct it later on. See why I have the itchy trigger finger and want to just move all the old stuff over?)

Well, she had another dating mishap, though not nearly as tragic as the previous story.

She had met a new beau online, who apparently was doing fine. No major trauma, they were having fun, things were looking positive. But now PQ apparently has some kind of “5 date” rule, meaning she’s gonna hold off judgment until after 5 dates, because she feels you can learn a lot about a person by then.

So, as date No. 5 is nearing, she gets a call from the beau. Apparently, the conversation went something like this:

BEAU: Hey, just wanted to let you know that I’ll be running late.
PQ: That’s not a problem. Anything going on?
BEAU: Well, yeah … I gotta take a steaming shit.
PQ: …
PQ: I’m sorry, we’re done. *click*

So, Rule No. 537 — no matter how comfortable you feel with someone, there are some things that you just don’t need to share.


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