17
Oct
09

And I thought my day was bad …

A normal resident of Marina del Rey?

You're just another victim kid

Apparently, a 75-year-old man was killed on his porch, and was mistaken for a Halloween decoration.

So, I guess this means the secret to getting away with murder during Halloween is to prop up the corpse as a zombie — maybe put a jack-o-lantern over its head — and you are good to go. No one will know the difference … unless they are downwind of the display.

Seriously, residents of Marina del Rey, Calif. — I can smell a dead possum on the road when I zip by fresh roadkill at 65-70 mph. You don’t notice a freakin’ corpse after it’s been outside for 3 days?

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