The conversation

Before Cali left to go back to the Motherland, she left me one little responsibility: A sack of financial records that she asked me to burn for her, so that any dumpster divers wouldn’t get a hold of her identity. So, being the type of guy that I am, I agreed.

Fast forward to December. It’s finally cold enough to run the woodburner, and I decide now is as good of a time as any to start burning that sack of paperwork that she left me.

I shoot her a text saying, “Just letting you know that I’m burning those records you left me.”

She shoots back, “That’s great. I’m in Hawaii.”

Somehow, I think I got the short end of the stick.


2 Responses to “The conversation”

  1. 1 Jenny Johnston
    December 2, 2010 at 3:34 pm

    Oh James! Too funny.

  2. December 15, 2010 at 4:10 pm

    I would have said “Really? That’s great!” and then proceed to distribute all the papers to homeless people to use in their garbage can fires.

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